I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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