Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We are all done wearing pants today
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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