Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My pussy is not your playground.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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