it wasn't lemon gatorade
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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