I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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