Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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