just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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