I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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