i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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