your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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