shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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