A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
So much rum. So many feels.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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