Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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