Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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