We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm both gender and math confused
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