Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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