Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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