i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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