That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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