why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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