; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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