You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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