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(765): View more from Indiana

I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

This is sufficient.

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(714): View more from California

i perioded on his leg

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on. his. leg.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.

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(313): View more from Michigan

so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I just sucked dick on a ferry

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