Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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