if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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