I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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