In the future we'll all be gay
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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