I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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