Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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