your thong is hanging out like whoa
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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