yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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