Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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