If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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