i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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