O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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