if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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