i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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