Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
only you would photoshop your dick
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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