I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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