you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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