This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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