I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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