3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm always down for nudity.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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