So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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