I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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