my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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