When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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