ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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