Since when is my name a synonym for head?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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