Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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