And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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