I am in a vortex of obligation.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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