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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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