Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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