rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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