This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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