Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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