come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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