I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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