He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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