How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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